A Scholar and a Gentleman

By Robert H. Deluty, UMBC

A sophomore approaches
the Biology professor on
the first day of classes, pleading
to be allowed to register
for her course, now closed.
After explaining to him that
she cannot allow him in because
every seat is filled and
no more chairs can fit
in the room, he remarks
Oh, that won’t be a problem.
I wasn’t planning on coming to class.

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